What She Says Vs. What She Means

What She Says Vs What She Means

If you are in the midst of planning a wedding or even just in a relationship you may still find it hard to figure out what she says vs. what she means.

Women are from Venus; men are from Mars. And that is a fact. Which is why it can be quite difficult deciding whether what she says is actually what she means. Or whether she is humouring you and actually means the complete opposite. Either way, we thought we would give you lads a helping hand in the art of under­standing women. From planning a wedding to just generally speaking to a girl or your girlfriend. We hope we help you get out of a number of arguments and perhaps make different choices now that you understand what women really mean.

5 What She Says Vs. What She Means – Wedding Edition

Now if you are in the wedding planning stage then congra­tula­tions but we are sure some of you are slowly noticing that the women you popped the question to is becoming a dare we say it, bridezilla. And we are pretty sure you know how to handle it all but sometimes it can be hard reading a women right? So for you guys out there who aren’t the best in that department then these 5 what she says vs what she means wedding edition statements are for you.

1. She Says…

Oh My God! How awful is what Carols Dave’s mates had planned for his stag do…Poor Carol

She Means…

Listen to this horrific stag do and make sure yours doesn’t end up like it

2. She Says…

Don’t worry you will look amazing!

She Means…

I don’t care if you hate the suit or your friends will laugh it is my big day too

3. She Says…

It’s our big day and it’s in our budget

She Means…

No matter what we have to do to afford it I will be adding it into the wedding

4. She Says…

Well at Carol and Dave’s wedding they…

She Means…

Please listen and understand what I’m asking for is actually not that extravagant

5. She Says…

Can I show you something?

She Means…

Can I show you what I’ve already bought for the wedding without asking your thoughts?

15 What She Says Vs. What She Means

If you aren’t in the wedding planning process you can still find yourselves in a pickle of trying to figure out if what she says is actually what she means. But we have got you guys covered too. We have put together 15 what she says vs what she means statements that you all will have probably heard your girlfriend say at some point in the relati­onship. Hopefully these will help in a number of different situations you may find yourself in.

1. She Says…

I’m fine, nothing’s wrong

She Means…

I am not fine; I am far from it but I should not have to tell you why!

2. She Says…

I don’t want a dessert

She Means…

I’ll just eat some of yours its fine

3. She Says…

You should buy them shoes! Treat yourself!

She Means…

Buy the shoes so that I can buy some new clothes guilt free!

4. She Says…

I feel fat

She Means…

Tell me I look skinny

5. She Says…

Aww! Erica just got engaged, I’m so happy!!

She Means…

Hurry up and propose to me you fool!

6. She Says…

OMG! My friend’s boyfriend just surprised her with the most amazing flowers!

She Means…

You should surprise me with flowers like that

7. She Says…

Play with my hair

She Means…

Play with my hair

8. She Says…

I’m not hungry

She Means…

You go get something and I’ll just eat some of that

9. She Says…

I have nothing to wear

She Means…

I have so much choice of what to wear I can’t decide

10. She Says…

OMG LOOK OVER THERE!!!

She Means…

There is a dog coming towards us or on the other side of the road

11. She Says…

Do whatever you want

She Means…

Do what you think is right and that I would be okay with

12. She Says…

I’m almost ready

She Means…

I could be 10 minutes; I could be an hour just keep yourself busy

13. She Says…

I’m sorry

She Means…

I’m empathizing with you; it doesn’t mean I am admitting I was in the wrong

14. She Says…

Maybe

She Means…

No

15. She Says…

Do you remember what day it is today?

She Means…

Today is my birthday/an anniversary…have you forgot?

Now we know this isn’t everyone’s other half but we hope we have helped at least some of you out there with future arguments, disag­re­ements or ways to get into their good books, your welcome.

Did you know?

We have some amazing stag do activities that will be perfect to create the ultimate stag do for you and the lads to enjoy.

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