Funny Hen Party Activities to Book
Funny hen party activities, ready to book. Browse 28 of the funniest things you can put on for a hen do, from Pimp That Penis and Olympic Shames to bubble Mayhen and lip sync battles. For the games and dares to play around them, see our hen party games and hen do dares guides.
Funktion Events is an ABTA-bonded hen do company that has organised more than 55,000 hen parties for 660,000+ guests since 2007, so we know which activities get the biggest laughs out of a hen group. Rated Excellent on Trustpilot with 2,811+ reviews.
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Activities
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Smartphone Hen Party Treasure Hunt
- Self-run – start any time
- Includes 3 pub challenges
- Specifically designed for hens!
- Challenges, clues and puzzles
- £16.00
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Pimp That Penis
- Penises to decorate
- All materials and paint
- Art tutor
- Private central
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£37.00 - Now £35.00
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Cocktail Making Class
- Fun cocktail making classes
- Welcome drink
- Mix and shake cocktails
- Includes food options
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£38.00 - Now £35.50
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Life Drawing
- Male life model
- Plus an Art tutor
- City centre private venue
- All drawing materials included
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£35.00 - Now £29.50
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Lip Sync Battle
- Choose your song
- Two teams battle
- Choreographed routine
- Props included
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£32.00 - Now £27.00
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Buff Butlers
- Hot butler wearing just an apron
- Available day & evening
- Hire more than one
- Play games, serve drinks
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£214.00 - Now £195.00
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CSI: Save The Groom
- Interactive digital detective game
- Crack clever puzzles
- Snap, film & complete fun challenges
- Live chat & real-time scoreboard
- £15.00
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Mobile Cocktail Class & Butler
- Hunky Mixologist
- 3 cocktails each
- Play games
- Everything included
- £42.50
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Line Dancing
- Line dance routine
- Country music
- Experienced instructor
- Bubbly for the hen
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£29.00 - Now £26.00
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Bubble Mayhen
- Games like bulldog & relay races
- Bounce, Bump & Boing!
- Mr & Mrs Quiz at half time
- Co-ordinated event
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£30.00 - Now £28.00
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Disco Dodgeball
- Learn and play dodgeball
- In game disco music
- Bibs and headbands
- Play many mini games
- £29.50
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Spice Girls Dance
- Learn a Spice Girls routine
- Held in city centre venues
- Experience dance instructor
- Spectators come free
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£29.00 - Now £26.00
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Junkyard Golf - Golf & Drinks
- 1 round of crazy golf
- 2 x house drink tokens
- Includes a visor each
- Party vibes
- £37.00
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Dreamboys Male Strip Show
- Famous male strip show
- Seating for the whole group
- Hunky strippers
- Meet & greet the Dreamboys
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£32.00 - Now £31.00
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Beyoncé Texas Hold 'Em
- This Ain’t Texas…
- Learn Beyoncé’s routine
- Experienced dance instructor
- Complimentary bubbly
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£29.00 - Now £26.00
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Combat Archery Tag
- Dodgeball but with Arrows
- Battle against each other
- Bunkers and barriers
- Latest Archery Craze
- £29.00
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Olympic Shames
- Silly Innuendo Games
- Great for hen parties
- Tutus in team colours
- Adult version of sports day
- £34.50
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Beyoncé Single Ladies Dance
- She put a ring on it!
- Fun dance class to single ladies
- Central private venue
- Spectators are free
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£29.00 - Now £26.00
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Goofy Games
- Wacky goofy team games
- Inflatables, challenges
- Fancy dress for the hen
- Similar to It’s a Knockout
- £42.50
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Space Hopper Games
- Fun challenges
- Lively host
- Venue & gear included
- Hilarious team snaps
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£27.00 - Now £25.00
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Dodgeball
- Learn and play dodgeball
- Bibs and headbands
- Play many mini games
- Sport venue hire included
- £27.00
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Afternoon Tease
- Selection of sandwiches & cakes
- Hosted by a naked butler
- City centre venues
- Cheeky & sophisticated
- £55.00
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Boozy Battle Games
- Games pass
- Bar & entertainment
- Drinks included
- Prosecco pong, electric darts etc.
- £25.00
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DIY Pimp That Penis
- Delivered to you
- Self-run hilarity
- Paints and decorations
- Ceramic penis each
- £23.00
Top 10 Funny Hen Party Activities
Booked, hosted and guaranteed to get a laugh, from 55,000+ hen parties organised since 2007
Swipe for type and best for →
| Rank | Activity | Best For |
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| 1 | Pimp That PenisCraft | The room in stitches |
| 2 | Bubble MayhenActive | Falling over, on purpose |
| 3 | Olympic ShamesGames | A rude grown-up sports day |
| 4 | Lip Sync BattlePerformance | Over-the-top divas |
| 5 | Boozy Battle GamesGames | Games with the drinks |
| 6 | Old School Sports DayGames | Egg-and-spoon carnage |
| 7 | Disco DodgeballActive | Dodgeball to a disco |
| 8 | Goofy GamesGames | Big, messy crowds |
| 9 | Beyoncé Texas Hold ’EmDance class | Cowboy-hat chaos |
| 10 | Silent Disco TourSocial | Dancing where nobody hears |
All UK-bookable, and all chosen because they get a hen party laughing together fast. The games and dares to play alongside them are in the guides linked below.
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Pimp That Penis
There is no dignified way to glue glitter onto a clay willy, which is rather the point. An art tutor keeps it just about under control while the room falls apart laughing, and the bride-to-be keeps the masterpiece.
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Bubble Mayhen
Zip into a giant inflatable bubble and bounce, barge and roll into each other. Nobody stays upright for long, and the photos are pure comedy.
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Olympic Shames
Egg-and-spoon with a rude twist, sack races and team tutus. The hen captains a team and it descends into giggling chaos within minutes.
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Lip Sync Battle
Mime your hearts out to your cheesiest anthems in two rival teams. The more dramatic the performance, the funnier it gets, and the props do a lot of the work.
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Boozy Battle Games
Prosecco pong, beer pong and electric darts in one room with the drinks thrown in. Loud, competitive and exactly as messy as it sounds.
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Old School Sports Day
The school sports day you wish you had, with bibs, headbands and a co-ordinator keeping a very loose score. Made for bigger hen parties who like a laugh.
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Disco Dodgeball
Dodgeball played to thumping disco with neon bibs and a run of mini games. Energetic, silly and impossible to take seriously.
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Goofy Games
Inflatable assault courses, daft challenges and forfeits out in the open, the kind of carnage that needs no skill. Just turn up ready to look ridiculous.
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Beyoncé Texas Hold ’Em
Learn Beyoncé’s line-dance in cowboy hats with bubbly in hand. Nobody nails it, which is half the comedy.
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Silent Disco Tour
Headphones on, the group dances down the street to three channels of cheese while passers-by wonder what on earth is going on. Daft in the best way.
Funny Hen Party Activities in Action
See a few of these funny activities in full swing.
Why a Funny Activity Works for a Hen Do
Hen dos bring together people who do not always know each other. The hen’s oldest friends, her work crowd, her sister and maybe a future mother-in-law, all in one room, sometimes for the first time. A genuinely funny activity is the quickest way to thaw that out, because it is hard to stay shy with someone once you have both watched the bride-to-be lose a sack race.
There is a practical side too. Whoever is organising does not have to keep the energy up or fill the quiet moments, the activity does the heavy lifting, so the planner gets to enjoy the day instead of running it.
And funny is the bit that sticks, and the bit that fills the camera roll. The photos and clips end up all over the group chat and often in the wedding slideshow, so months later nobody is describing the bar they ended up in, they are still quoting the ridiculous thing that happened that afternoon. The best funny activities need no skill or fitness either, so the whole group is in on it, from the bride-to-be’s nan to her newest mate.
How to Make the Hen Do Funny
One genuinely daft activity does more than a long list of small gags. Put the whole group in the same silly situation, say zipped into bubble suits or miming to Beyoncé, and the laughter looks after itself. Aim it at what the hen finds funny rather than at being as outrageous as possible, and do it early in the day so the mood carries into the evening.
Plenty of these double as unusual hen party ideas, so they work well if you want something a bit different too. The activities are the booked, hosted part of the day; for the free games, dares and quizzes to play around them at the house or the bar, our hen party games and hen do dares guides have loads to pick from.
Funny activities run right across the UK, so have your hen do wherever you fancy. Browse all our hen do destinations to compare.
“The activities that get the best reaction are the ones the whole group does together. Something like Bubble Mayhen or Olympic Shames gets everyone howling within minutes, long before anyone has even thought about the bar.”
Emily
Group Booking Team Leader
"The host, Shell, did a fantastic job of making everyone feel comfortable in the funny life drawing class. The life model, Scott, was easy going and very funny whilst being professional, making Angela’s hen night extra special."
— Karen Miller, via Trustpilot
Why Book Your Funny Hen Do With Funktion Events
You pick the activities, we book the lot. Tell us about the hen, the dates and the city, and your hen party planner sorts the suppliers, timings and venues, so all you have to do on the day is turn up and enjoy it.
- Every activity booked and confirmed for you, so the laughs are sorted in advance.
- Every hen pays her own share online, so the organiser is not chasing anyone.
- Book for 11 on a package and the 12th place goes free.
- ABTA-bonded (Y6501), so your money is protected from the moment you book.
Ready to sort it? Build your own hen do online, or call the team on 0161 341 0052 and we will line up the laughs.
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