Mother In-Law Jokes

Mother In-Law Jokes

Taking a dig with a mother in law joke can always be a risk, but if you find the right one liner it might turn into a hilariously memorable moment!

Whether you’re prepping a light-hearted grooms speech for the wedding or you have a family party coming up, make sure your material is on point. Making jokes about the MIL is a contro­ver­sial topic, however when done correctly it can win you major brownie points! To save you a ton of time and crawling through the internet, we’ve collected a variety of funny mother in law jokes that fit every kind of belly chuckling occasion. We also have a list of amazing wedding jokes to keep the laughs going.

The Classic Jokes

There’s nothing quite like a cracking classic joke, right? Even if they’ve all heard it before, these jokes are a safe bet for some light laughter and giggling from the crowd.

  • Did you hear about the man who threw his mother-in-law into the lion’s cage of a zoo? He’s being sued by the RSPCA for animal cruelty.
  • How many mothers-in-law does it take to ruin a marriage? Just one – mine!
  • Toilets are like MIL’s – the further away the better.
  • Behind every successful man stands a devoted wife and a surprised mother-in-law
  • My MIL’s other car is just a broom!
  • I never forget a face. But with my MIL, I’m willing to make an exception.

Old but Good

  • Why do they bury MIL’s 18 feet down instead of the normal 6 feet? Because deep down, they really are nice people.
  • Adam & Eve were the happiest couple in the world – because neither of them had a MIL.
  • What’s the difference between outlaws and in-laws? Outlaws are Wanted.
  • Did you hear about the cannibal that got married? He toasted his mother-in-law at the wedding!
  • “I don’t know what I’d do without my MIL, but it’s nice to dream about it”
  • I haven’t spoken to my mother-in-law for eighteen months – I don’t like to interrupt her.

Mother In-Law Jokes

Funny Short Stories

  • The clock fell off the wall. If it did a minute sooner, it would have hit my mother-in-law. That clock was always slow!
  • I picked my mother-in-law up from the airport last night. Don’t blame me, those airport lounges are so dark.
  • My mother-in-law and I were happy for 20 years…then we met each other.
  • I agreed with my mother-in-law once and she took about 6 hours to recover. The doctors said it was a close one!
  • My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was surprised, I never knew those things worked!
  • What does your MIL and turkey have in common? Seeing them once a year at Christmas is the perfect amount.

Mother In-Law Jokes

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