Cheesy Chat Up Lines For A Stag Do
No lads night out is complete without at least one of the guys trying to pull, and Stag Do’s are no different. So when you are gathering your Stag Do Ideas you should think about touching up on your chat-up lines. Maybe you are already as smooth as a snooker ball, or maybe you fall flat on your face every now and then. But either way, it is always funny to watch someone try and fail, and always legendary if they succeed. Check these pulling masters at work…
Ok, so I know they are just following a script, but I just wanted to show you how we all think we look when we are smooth talking our best lines. (Plus I just wanted an excuse to watch a bit of The Fresh Prince of Bel Air). But the reality is, this usually ends up happening…
So bearing all that in mind, here are some cheesy chat up lines to try for yourself. I haven’t necessarily tried these, but they do make me laugh. So take them, do with them what you will, but if you manage to pull using them, then I do want a percentage of the spoils, do you have any idea how long it took me to gather them videos? (About 10 minutes!) I need a little return, right?
Anyway, the Chat-up lines…
10 Cheesy Chat Up Lines
- Do you want to play a game called house? You be the door and I’ll slam you
- Sweet! You have arms, me too! We should have sex sometime.
- If I followed you home, would you keep me?
- Hi, my names Russell, Russell the love muscle
- If you were a McDonald’s burger, you would be a McGorgeous
- Have you got a plaster? Because I cut my knee when I fell for you
- Is your name Google? Because you have everything I am searching for
- How do you like your eggs in the morning: fried, scrambled, or fertilised?
- You see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m sexy
- Someone pass the tartar sauce because you’re quite a catch
So no, definitely not something you would normally consider as part of your Stag Do Ideas, but even if you don’t manage to pull using them, it can be fun to make the Stag use them as a dare, just don’t tell his missus that you were making him chat up other women, she might not appreciate that.